Hey golf buddies, here’s your daily swing scoop served with a side of sarcasm and sunblock (because, let’s face it, we all need some SPF on the green). Let’s break down the top golf stories today:
Joaquin Niemann just pulled off a “birdie miracle” at the Saudi International after a three-way playoff with Cameron Smith and Caleb Surratt. These guys were all tied at 21 under-par, but Niemann shut it down with a birdie on the second playoff hole. Smith’s perfect final round and Surratt’s course-record 61 made this feel more like an action movie than a golf tournament. Move over, Marvel. (Source)
Former Rangers star Charlie Adam is trading soccer cleats for golf spikes, leading a campaign to save Dundee’s last municipal golf course, Caird Park. Apparently, the council thinks bulldozers are the future of the sport. With 1,500 signatures on the petition, locals are swinging harder than Bryson DeChambeau in a long-drive contest. (Source)
Meanwhile, the Hero World Challenge is heating up in the Bahamas, hosted by Tiger Woods. While Tiger’s stuck on the sidelines, Scottie Scheffler and his gang are tearing up the course. Pro tip: if you’re streaming, try not to get too jealous of the tropical vibes. (Source)
South Africa’s Aldrich Potgieter is living the dream at the Nedbank Golf Challenge. The 20-year-old shot a flawless 66, featuring four birdies and an eagle. I mean, I can’t even get my coffee order right at 20, but sure, Aldrich, crush it on a European circuit. (Source)
And finally, Martin Kaymer is spilling tea about his move to LIV Golf. Apparently, some DP World Tour board members were throwing shade while secretly eyeing LIV themselves. Sounds like a reality TV episode waiting to happen: “When Golf Gets Petty.” (Source)
Now grab your putter and your popcorn, because golf drama is chef’s kiss this week.